First star ★ action/voice

[senoritaamerica]

[America wakes up outside of town, surrounded by trees. She's extremely confused as to where she is, how she got there, what the hell she's wearing, and how a pair of light blue wings somehow got attached to her back. She notices a journal on the ground next to her, and picks it up. Flipping through the pages, it becomes clear this is no ordinary journal. She decides to try talking at it to see what happens.]

OK, whose journal is this, and where the fuck am I? More importantly, where are my clothes? I was kind of in the middle of kicking this pendejo's ass and I can't do that in some flimsy dress. Plus, it's fucking cold out here.

[Deciding that's good enough for now, she closes the journal and takes to the sky, trying to figure out where exactly she is. She spots a town in the distance and heads that way...]

Comments

[Voice] forever late ;;

[misterbrief]

[He appreciates your spunk and all, but-]

What in the galaxy is a pendejo? [HUMANS...]

[Voice] npnp!

[senoritaamerica]

A pendejo is an asshole. What I might call the ones who kidnapped me.

[Voice]

[misterbrief]

[He blinks a few times. The hell kinda word is that.]

Is that some kind of absurd slang you teenagers use now? [He's never heard Bulla or Trunks use it. But, silently, he agrees with her on one thing- the Malnosso are most definitely pendejos, every single one of them.]

Re: [Voice]

[senoritaamerica]

It's called Spanish, hombre.

[Voice]

[misterbrief]

Spanish? Never heard of it. [There's probably Spanish-speakers where he's from. He just...hasn't run into them yet. Never mind the Canadians who told him off because they thought he was trying to steal their souls.]

[Voice]

[senoritaamerica]

You're not from Earth, are you? [Because she's pretty sure every human being at least knows what Spanish is.]

[Voice]

[misterbrief]

No, I'm not. Though I'll wager you're at least familiar with aliens if you're venturing that guess. [Wow, will someone actually believe him for a change when he says he's not human?]